Don't You Just Hate It?...

Don't you just hate it when you find a guy that has damn near all the qualities you are looking for in a man, but both you and him are not in the position to be seeking a relationship right now? Dammit!

Don't you just hate it when you're chatting with a person on Instant Messenger, and either you step away from the computer for a lil bit or your computer is acting up (ie, freezing), they want to get all bitchy with you talking bout "I guess you don't want to talk to me. Sorry for bothering you." type of bullshyt....WTF?! I was only gone for 60 damn seconds! Men are waaaaaaaaay to damn emotional nowadays! Can ya say "Bitchassness"? LOL!


Don't you just hate it when you're only just "talking" to someone...nothing serious...and they want to get jealous because they realize they are not the ONLY dude that is trying to holla at you? Muthafucka, I'm single, sexy, and free to do whatever and whoever the hell I want. It's calling D-A-T-I-N-G, meaning more than one. Take a number buddy! LOL! It is hypocritical too, because they know full well they are kicking it with other females. So if I don't have a problem with that, then you shouldn't either?

Don't you just hate it when a guy acts like he's single, but he's really friggin' MARRIED?! Triflin' azz mofos!

Don't you just hate it when some random dude sends you a message for the FIRST time, with no prior interactions, giving you HIS number talking about "You so sexy baby, give me a call..."? Um....no fool, I am not calling your azz. I don't know you like that. Men like that look desperate and stupid as hell. It's a HUGE turn off....Lame muthafuckaz!


Will add more to this as I think of them, stay tuned...lol! Feel free to add your own in the comment section.